Screw it *uses his power for evil*

this needs to be framed and hung in tumblr hq

actually you know what, valid

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

Some extra fancy shiny Pokémon

LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

pesto make u lose control

i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

Watched

The

Fucking

Lorax????